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Pepe De La Soto is the devilish identical twin brother of Philbert De La Soto, the Brooklyn-based founder of Buff Babies, Inc. After his expulsion from mime school for smashing the invisible glass box of a fellow classmate, Pepe turned to a life of crime and trickery that continues to leave federal and international authorities utterly befuddled. To date, Pepe has stolen 87 identities in 62 countries—including that of Al Sharpton, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Don Cheadle and Pol Pot. In addition to his penchant for identity theft, Pepe is also wanted for software piracy, loitering and aircraft hijacking. His last confirmed sighting was eight months ago in Guam, where he was masquerading as a brilliant Chinese physicist.
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